Roll up
Roll up for the
Mystery Tour!
Got issues?
Frustrated?
Angry with the
world,
with the hand you
believe you've been
dealt?
Bored?
Dissatisfied?
Lethargic?
Lackadaisical?
Come on down!
We have a group
put together just
for you!
Just some nice folks
you've
never formally met,
though you've called
them
"ASSHOLES"
as they passed you
on the
other side of the
double
yellow line!
Got some folks here
that look
*JUST LIKE YOU*
on the inside,
though they're
butt-ugly
and have
incredibly annoying
habits
externally!
People you'd
NEVER want anything
to do with
under normal
circumstances!
These groups are
time-tested
repositories
for anxiety, stress,
and
projection!
Come to group
fatigued and filled
with
resentment and
confusion
'cause you'd rather
be
spending Thursday
night
sleeping or
sending vindictive
e-mails
to your shithead
siblings
or the woman who
just
dumped you after
she
screwed your best
friend--
LEAVE
filled with
gratitude
and newfound
acceptance
about your
near-insignificance
in the vast
expanses of the
universe!
So-
COME ON DOWN
to Poetry Group
*THIS THURSDAY*
Bring your best
psychic
insults
and a deposit slip
And leave filled
with
the fellowship of
people who, like
you,
have been
MIRACULOUSLY
transformed from
flaming assholes
into
perfectly decent
poets
that you can wave
to,
next time you see
them
passing, down the
road.
